My Unusual and Wierd Thoughts

Tiger Woods: The Jesus Shot

braddet — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:00:48 +0000

Tiger Woods can Walk on Water while golfing , a great viral video from EA Games.

Here’s a funny example of marketing at work, and making fun of themselves in the process.

So I guess when they orginally released the 08 Tiger Woods golf game, there was a software glitch, a YouTube user noticed this glitch and uploaded it to YouTube for everyon to see.

Watch this video to see how EA Games responded! It’s not a glitch! It’s a feature./P

The Banana Test

braddet — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:00:46 +0000

Here’s an interesting personality quiz - find out what kind of person you are.

Military Humor

braddet — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:30:48 +0000

These are great ! Too funny. It’s great when even the military have a sense of humor right !

http://home.arcor.de/ragnara/catsown.jpg

braddet — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:30:27 +0000

Cats and Computer symbols - I just knew this had to exist out there somewhere !

Love help: Funny metaphors used in high school essays - Help.com

braddet — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:00:40 +0000

I’ve read this one before, a long time ago, so I had to add it to my collection. Good for a laugh to turn your frown upside down.

Metaphors used by high school students

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine

http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf

braddet — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:46:32 +0000

Here’s a little quiz that tests your ability to follow simple instructions, all you need is a lot of free time and the ability to read - carefully.

Have fun

Pick Brains: 7 tips for keeping your desk messy - A messy desk is a sign of creativity and imagi…

braddet — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:00:46 +0000

A messy desk is a sign of creativity and imagination. There is something about a messy desk that makes it look like work has been done. Many of the smartest people in history were so involved in their work that they did not bother to tidy things like their desk.

A desk that is too clean and tidy gives the impression that you have no on-going work and might need more work. You can have that, so here are some tips to keep your desk messy.

Tech Support | Got Funny

braddet — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:15:58 +0000

Here’s a funny tech support message regarding some guy installing “Wife 1.0″

I found it amusing, hope you will aw well:

From The Page:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User…..

(Don’t miss the reply ->)

GetAmused.com - Amazing Pool Tricks

braddet — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:00:59 +0000

I wish i was as good at pool as the guy in this video !

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html

braddet — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:00:26 +0000

One of my favorites. Anyone who has tried to learn writing computer programs has undoubtedly heard of the infamous “Hello World” first program.

Here’s how it evolves through the years. If you don’t get it, your just not geeky enough !