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March 22, 2008

Dogs and their owners

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Our Dig Ginger

Four men were talking about how smart their dog’s were. The first man was an Engineer, who said his dog “T Squared” could do drafting.

He told the dog to get some paper; draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did easily.

The Accountant , said his dog “Spreadsheet”, was smarter. He told is dog to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide he cookies into piles of three, which the dog did with no problem.

The Chemist, said his dog “Beaker”, was even smarter. He told is dog to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass, which the dog did with no problem.

The three men then turned to the bureuacrat and asked what could his dog do. The bureuacrat called his dog “Coffee Break” and told him to show the guys what he could do. Coffee Break then trotted over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he hurt his back doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for workers compensation and left for home on sick leave - with pay!

January 15, 2008

The Sights and Sounds of Schizophrenia

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Found this video from onemansblogMany years ago, my dad was diagnosed with Schizohprenia, though from how he described it to me it didn’t seem to be like this video. However, if you listen to it and turn the volume up, it’s easy to see what a strange experience it must beThis video is converted from an old ecording. It was created as an educational program by a pharmaceutical company (NPR) that specializes in treatment for Schizophrenia to demonstrate what it’s like to be affected by the disease. See the web page for more details within a couple of days.

from onemansblog.com posted with vodpod

You can also watch this video on Youtube too learn more

November 20, 2007

Common Phrases - A Brief History

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In the 1500’s ……..

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature
isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some unusual facts about the1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
and still smelled pretty good by June.

However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.

The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don’t throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying It’s raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.  That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor.

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance way. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

[Getting quite an education, aren't you?]

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon.

They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
 Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.

They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.
When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.

So they  would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that’s the truth…Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Educate someone. Share these facts with a friend

March 17, 2007

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